eat pickles for lunch

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

AND

I

AINT

FUCKING

SCARED

OF

HIM

Basics Of Origami

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

cause of death: second hand embarrassment

this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.

a picture of a teenage girl doing a regular thing except shes japanese so it has 2000 notes

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

distance more like pisstance, because it pisses me off

remember